Cameron's Claw Hammer gang must be recruiting them younger and younger.

I came back to base at 19:45 tonight just as a kid of about twelve came up my drive to hand me an election leaflet for the Tory Candidate at Newport East, Dawn Parry.

Dawn is a woman of extraordinary faith in herself given the fact she is going to come fourth behind Keith Jones (BNP) Ed Townsend (Illiberal Undemocrats) and Jessica Morgan (The B.I.G.O.T. - sorry have you not heard that stands for Brown Is Going On Thursday - party) in two days time.

But her leafleteers were Pure U.A.F. Claw Hammer Fodder.

As this kid of twelve goes to hand me one of Dawn's leaflets I tell him no thanks, and then his elder brother charges up, pushes in front, thrusts one of the leaflets in my direction and says "I would have thought you'd want one you BNP Fascist Nazi Scum"

Some days ago I asked the question "When Ed Townsend ousts Jessica Morden in Newport East, which barrel will he thhow himself across in order to gain power. Will he drop his trousers grit his teeth and think of Baby Face Nick facing to the left, to be buggered by Mandelson in exchange for power on Gordon Brown's government benches, or will he instead face to the right so as to be buggered by Duncan in exchange for his buddy Nick getting a seat at Diddy Dave's right hand.

At the time I pointed out that past performance suggests a leftward bias seeing that the Welsh Lib Dems bit the bullet and propped up Rhodri Morgan's Labour administration in the Assembly rather than see the Tories get handed power, just as David Steel propped up Jim Callaghan in the "Crisis, I see No Crisis" government of the unburied dead in the winter of discontent.

And today I have my answer. Ed Balls And Peter Hain have both told The Torygraph that voters who find Gordon's Government of The Talentless a step too far on the ballot paper should vote Lib Dem so as to keep Diddy Dave from Number Ten.

Mind you, Cameron's party are still hated more than the black death in the constituency I am contesting, and a couple of adjacent ones. Out canvassing with our activists yesterday many of those who spoke to me said they hated to see Brown returned to power but could not stomach the thought of Cameron being victorious after what Thatcher did to the area.

It'll be another century before there will be a welcome in these hillsides for Cameron.

The problem is, by the time it happens the voices in the valley won't be singing "Bread of Heaven" like they did when wales won the Grand Slam in the 80's.

They'll be singing "Allah Akbar"

Which of these will be casting a vote against you
next thurdsay ?

You need to read this. You really do.

In the 1960's the area around Mirpur in what is now Pakistani-administered Kashmir was filled with farmers carrying on their agricultural livelihood. And then someone thought it would be a really cool idea to build a dam and drown half the valley. So thousands of these farmers found their way into this country.

Something I saw on the "UKDEBATE" website earlier today made me smile so I thought I would share the thought with you.

When "an apology for armenia" was attempted in the TURKISH Parliament, this is what happenned :-

When a couple of Korean Parliamentarians tried to get to a committee room, this was the result

And who can forget the way the Ukranians found to settle their differences :-

So here's the deal.

In a week and a half, if the current smart money is on the ball, patriots in this country will be treated to the glorious spectacle of Gordon Brown resigining as "leader" of the largest fascist, pro-police state party in the western world, and his former Welsh Secretary (sorry Mike, I'm just looking at what Ladbrokes are saying here, nothing personal) being forced to occupy the same green leather OPPOSITION bench as the Member for Barking And Dagenham.

In those circumstances, with Our Chairman having taken the Parliamentary Oath and thus entitled to sit upon that green leather, just how long do you think the rabidly hysterical apologist for terrorist murderers and self-professed proud founder of a group of left wing boot boys will remain calm and composed under his stage makeup designed to conceal that positively orange tint of his ?

I tell you this. If the smart money has made the right choice, the BBC need to do a deal with both God AND the Devil for some unique broadcast rights, and be quick about it. Because the chap they should have in charge of the commentary for the state opening of Parliament THIS year isn't the chap who covered it for them LAST year, Mark D'Arcy ...

No Sir not by a long way. They need to get Harry Carpenter to make the ultimate comeback from retitrement. 

Some of you may have seen the picture of the lilac shuttlecraft (you could hardly call it a battle bus but my election agent and GA himself will swear blind it IS fitted with a warp drive) parked on my driveway decked out in BNP posters with on-board PA ready to take the message to South Wales.

And some of you may have noted the street lamps in the background.

Two months ago Western Power had to rip up the substation powering this area and replace some key part. When they finished I noted the three street lights outside my house no longer worked.

Two weeks ago when it became obvious no bugger was doing anything about it, least of all the lib dems on the council who supposedly "sort this stuff out" (at least they did outside THEIR houses) I called the council. Who told me they would note the problem and sort it in five days time.

They didn't.

So I called them again. And was told "sorry, these aren't adopted. Contact the Developer who erected them".

Nice of Newport Council to make me aware of this wasn't it.

But these bloody street lights have been there since the street was constructed THIRTEEN YEARS AGO when I moved in. The council has been more than happy to steal money from me each month for ther upkeep in the form of Council Tax payments. And now when they are called upon to meet their side of the bargain, they find a reason not to.

Sounds like Labour All Over doesn't it. I wonder how many women have to be raped, and how many men run over in the pitch black before some lazy loafing piece of scum in Newport Civic Centre gets off their bloated subsidised arse and gets this mess sorted out.

The Liberal Democrats used to pride themselves on sorting out this sort of thing. But that was when their power base was centred at the Local Authority and went no further. Now their leader has delusions of Prime Ministership and their male candidates prepare to drop their trousers for mandelson in exchange for a seat on the Labour Government benches from 2010 to 2015, they don't give a damn about such things. How typical