Oh dear dear me.

The "stars" of the Sky News Debate who I grilled on EU-Immigration are having a "toys-out-of-pram" chucking session. I knew their staged love-fest for Adam Boulton wouldn't last.

It seems that the "Welsh Has Been And Never Will Be Again" Secretary Peter Hain has been exposed as a wastrel and profligate purveyor of nothing but hot air by the new girl in the job Cheryl Gillan. She expresses shock at Hain's lack of progress on handing power to the Hot Air Pit In The Bay while He accuses her of talking "pure rubbish on stilts".

Meanwhile Fourth Man of The Moment (well HE thought he was anyway) Plaid Leader Ieuan Wyn Jones is pi55ed off that Kirsty Williams - the Lib Dem leader IN OPPOSITION in the Welsh Assembly is getting too close to the Conservative Secretary of State for HIS liking. So HE is inviting "any left leaning Lib Dems" to "Do an Asghar" and jump ship to Plaid.  Nice try Ieuan but I'd have waited another year in your shoes before trying this as it's you'll need to play that card to have anyone sitting with you after the next Assembly Election.