I must get the details of this so I can fling it in the faces of all three party leaders if I get the chance (but maybe more of that later). However, for the moment you will have to make do with the tabloid headlines.

It appears that Gordon Brown and Tony Blair have indeed delivered on their promises to create new jobs in Britain. They appear to have created 1,670,000 of them.

And 98.5% of them have gone to immigrants

Read the story for yourself. If any of our regular team of information gatherers can find me the hard facts to back that up, I really need them I may have an opportunity to make use of them quite spectacularly and to devastating effect.