I won't put a link (oh hell why not here you go) but and i sure as hell won't put any sort of image on here because there is no place for pictures of the pondlife pal of the UAF who enjoys seeing his name on their mailing list, but news reaches me that the Tories are pinning their hopes of converting supporters of Nick Cleggs's Lib Dem Party by a poster campaign featuring Diddy David's Youthful Good Looks.

Except that whilst you can see the finished product on the link to the Daily Mail above, the Red Left have been rushing to point out that this poster owes 10% to the skill of the photographer and 90% to the skill of the forger with a copy of Photoshop Pro.

The Tories reckon a squeaky clean and spotless image is vital to their ability to steal support away from Nick Clegg in seventy six constituencies where they absolutely must halt the tide of the yellowish mid left. Personally I don't think he stands a chance.

Mind you, I see they've dumped their stupid green squiggle of a tree party logo from these posters. Not before time it was a crap logo anyway. How much did they pay for that ?