A Climate Warming "Denier" volcano in the Philippines has ignored demands from the New World Order to stop throwing hot ashes into the air along with God only knows what other chemicals, whilst oozing boiling lava down the sides of the Mayon volcano.

It is not yet sure whether the Philippine government will have to pay a Carbon Tax on the unauthorised pollution of the atmosphere that has already forced 20,000 people to flee their homes in fleets of lorries that are also spewing carbon dioxide into the air, despite pleas from the British Government for all vehicles to drive 5 miles less.

In other news, Nick Griffin MEP and chairman of the British National Party said in Copenhagen that land for growing food is being taken to grow  crops used to create bio-fuels:

"It is a crime against humanity which in future will be seen as an enormous man-made famine. Under Stalin 20 million people died, under Chairman Mao 30 million died. This will be the third and the greatest famine of the modern era and I regard that as a crime.”

However Mr Griffin’s own party would not give more money to the third world.

“Britain is bankrupt. We cannot afford to go giving money to the third world,” he said.

The volcano refused to comment when asked why it was erupting, despite the wishes of those opposed to global warming.