Funny Hundal thinks by saying something makes it true

Now I know that Guardian readers are crazy loons who lap up the vomit of writers like Sunny Hundal but are they really that crazy that they can just accept at face value that Funny Hundal has decided to uni-laterally declare himself to be English in this article here:"From now on I'm English, not British" that ends with "I am an Englishman".  No Sunny you are not and never will be English.  What you are is

1. A Cretin
2. A Indian Sikh
3. A British Citizen

Now in his article, Hundal first reveals how he denied/betrayed his race by describing himself as "British Asian" rather than "British Indian" because he felt a sense of cultural solidarity towards Pakistan and Bangladesh and that is understandable, as the moslems of Pakistan have always got on so well with Sikhs. ROFL.

Hundal ultimately commits a greater sin and betrays his own parents with his fantasy that he is now something he cannot and never will be  - English - no matter how much he screams that he is.

Englishness was even worse. My perception, and that of many of my peers, was that being English was about being white. We would never be welcome in that club and so we stuck to "British".

Well I hate to have to burst your bubble Funny but the "English" are white and you most clearly are not.  Be proud of what you are.  Otherwise next thing we know you will be visiting sites like this.  You my friend are an ugly ducking and a swan you will never be.