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Well I had meant this article to be a slightly humorous piece before going on to a write a more serious article immediately after, about some of the events happening behind the scenes in the British National Party.  Originally my thoughts for this article were to start along the lines of something like this:

Good morning Shahid, good morning Judy but that's enough about you, now what about me?

I am fine, I am in an excellent mood, despite looking out of the window and seeing the sun shining - that's what curtains are for - to shut it out.  I started my day in the typical Sun Stereotype style of a nationalist by first taking part in a dark Satanic ritual involving a bevy of buxom blondes.  Then dressed in my black pyjamas with the silver epaulettes I sat down to a traditional nationalist breakfast of poached cute puppies followed by a lightly grilled hamster washed down with a nice glass of human blood left over from the Satanic ritual  whilst reading about the ejections of Shahid Malik and Judy Malabar from the Parliamentary Gravy Train they had been riding for so long.  Yes I know I should have been working on my plans for the winter invasion of Russia but it is Sunday.

First I read an article about how Judy Mallaber the former MP for Derbyshire's Amber Valley  had lost her seat in the Parliament of Pigs by just 536 votes to the conservatives - despite the late arrival of over 9,000 postal votes that delayed the count.  Clearly the people who were supposed to be "sorting" the postal votes for her were not of the same calibre as the people who "sorted" Margaret Hodge's postal votes.  Judy, you might remember from this article here was the communist cow and leading SWP/UAF activist who tried to stop the BNP's Red White and Blue last year - with no success.  Now it is Judy's Turn to Cry and curse the British National Party candidate Michael Clarke who polled the respectable 3,195 votes that played a part in removing this nasty piece of work from Parliament.  You can always find news about BNP activity in Derbyshire by visiting The Derby Patriot that is written by a rather courageous and dare I say it, rather cute lady with an even cuter behind.

And then when I read about the reaction of Shahid Malik on losing his seat to the conservatives, my joy knew no boundaries.  I was in heaven.  Again a British National Party candidate, Roger Roberts had played a major part in removing another piece of excrement from parliament.  In a typically non-British way, the arrogant Malik blamed everyone but himself and his parties policies for defeat and screamed like a stuck pig.  What joy.

But my joy at seeing Malik booted out of Parliament soon went, when I watched again the video heading this article and I urge you not to go - seen it - but to view it again and listen to what he says.  Because what he says as come to pass and all he predicts will come to pass unless the British National Party becomes the government of the day.

The number of Muslim MPs has doubled to eight in the closest elections in decades and saw the first three Muslim women – all Labour - elected to the 650-member House of Commons.

That information with the fact that there were 90 moslem candidates in the election soon stopped me smiling and made me regret eating those poached puppies because if I had not ate them I would have had something to kick.