So did your hotline to God deliver the miracle Gordon ?

This morning one man wakes to find the uncomfortable truth staring him in the face. He has about as much chance of being Prime Minister of Britain in June 2010 as Howlin Laud Wossisname.

I would love to be able to say you are the weakest link and you leave with nothing but as we all know this man has a rosy future in front of him which is something that can be said of few of the citizens whose lives he has blighted, mine included.

If he had any sort of honour there would be a by election in Cowdenbeath next week.

EDIT: And Finally.... with apologies to Alice Cooper, there's this ditty stuck in my head. Been there sincce 4am

Four weeks canvassing but no Rolls Royce,
I tried to get elected ...
My agent in our truth truck says he's sick of my voice
I tried to get elected ...

etc....

What do you think, does it scan .... (!)

I'll have the rest penned ready for RWB 2010. If the party faithful don't stump up my next election deposit, I'll threaten to sing it ............... and GA will attest having heard my singing he knows it to truly be a Weapon of Mass Destruction whose use is proscribed in all areas except the bath and even then only below a foot of soapy water.