Liars

Am I the only touch typist to pick up on the fact that the cute kid story told by Gordon Brown, in which he said that his three year old son had posted a pile of gobbledegook on his wife's twitter account must be a lie.  And what an easily proven one at that.  The Brown snot eater said:

"Last week, the people who follow Sarah, my wife, on Twitter received a message of gobbledegook which my younger son had bashed out on the keys and then pressed 'send' while she was out of the room,"

The child is supposed to have typed in "fvdfzsrsazxzzxcvbnmadgfhjjkqwrtyuuuiop” then pressed the "send" button.  Now I doubt that for a start but lets assume the child is a whiz with a mouse.

Check out the gobbledegook - touch typists will by now have spotted what I am on about.

In the navy whilst learning to touch type at 42wpm on an old Imperial and 68wpm on an electronic teletype, I used to go around saying things like "zxvbnbm", "asdfghjkl" and "quertyiop" to anyone who would listen to see if they picked up that it was the layout on a standard keyboard.

Have a look at yours, now look at what young Brown was supposed to have typed. 

See what I mean.

No commas, no full stops, just the alphabet.  No Brown and wife are lying again. What a pathetic lie just to get an "aaah" from the audience.

Just thought you should know.

Sarah Brown posted a message to reassure her online followers, saying: "In future I will turn my computer off when I am not using it -- to save energy and avoid junior tweet interference."

Bloody liar Sarah.