Punch Drunk Maloney is on the ropes

I just read that the patriotic vote splitting party UKIP's candidate for Barking, Frank Maloney, wants to challenge Nick Griffin, the chairman of the British National Party to a charity boxing match to decide who should have a clear run at the corrupt and rotten Margaret Hodge, the sitting Labour MP in the general election.

"This is a serious offer I am making to Griffin.

"BNP members have made it clear on internet forums that I shouldn't stand in Barking.

"If they don't want me let Griffin beat me out of the general election in a charity boxing match to be staged in the constituency.

"We would both nominate a local charity and the money raised would go to the organisation nominated by the winner.

"The loser of our fight should suffer and be forced to step down from standing at the general election.

"That would leave the winner in a clear race with Margaret Hodge for the seat in the House of Parliament."

"Griffin spouts evil, but really is just a laughable figure of fun to any decent minded citizen.

"After watching him squirm on Question Time I came to the impression he is like a cartoon baddie in a suit.

"If you took race and religious issues out of the BNP's ideology, they would have nothing to say, not that they do anyway."

Clearly Maloney, a professional boxing trainer and fight promoter(but not a very good one), is desperate for a bit of free publicity.  Either that or he is suffering from the effects of being knocked about the head one too many times during his stint as a boxer.  I really think he should go lie down and think his challenge through. 

He knows full well that the fight could never take place.  The British National Party chairman is short one eye and Maloney himself suffered one, possibly two heart attacks last year.

Now whilst the BNP I am sure would welcome the chance to knock out a candidate before the election starts, I am fairly sure they would not want to be responsible for the death of a punch drunk old man who lives in a Fantasy World.

So Maloney, I am afraid. if you want to go heads up with the chairman of the BNP, then you will have to do it in a political debate and to be honest, you will be toast.  I am also equally sure that had such a fight ever been allowed to take place you still would have been toast.  Thank your dicky heart that it will never happen.